May 21, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:34 am

Listen. 

I know I've been saying I want a PJ Masks birthday party for the past 6 months, but now that the day is here, I don't think I'm feeling that theme any more.

No, I don't care that we already sent out invitation with PJ Masks. 

Or that we got all the decorations in their superhero colors from Ashley Kelly Olive.

Or that the cake has been ordered and it was close to impossible to accommodate because you can't actually buy PJ Masks stuff anywhere yet.

Since I've woken up anything BUT PJ Masks sounds like a great idea.  Mickey Mouse? Sure.  Barnaby Bennett (some obscure book with my name in it)? Awesome.  The little crime-fighting trio? Nope.

Momma called me a diva and told me too bad.  Can you believe it??  How insensitive.

#BennettChronicles

November 7, 2015

7:52 pm

What's that you say?? It's not Meme's birthday??  It's in April??

Well, Deacon and I aren't hearing it.  We've been saying it was her birthday weekend ALL. WEEK.

So needless to say, we made her a birthday cake, lit a candle, AND sang to her anyways.

#AnythingToGetCake

February 21, 2016

Bennett Chronicles 

1:00ish

If you wanna know what I thought about skating for the first time, this picture about sums it up.

#BennettChronicles

February 17, 2016

8:31 am

Dear Lola,

I'm sorry for closing the door to the minivan while you were in it.  Thank you for not peeing in there during your 14 hour stay.

Are we still friends?

-Bennett

#BennettChronicles 

February 1, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

3:56 pm

"Here, Momma. You can have your water back."

#floaties

January 13, 2015

2:55 pm

Don't worry Momma, I'll entertain myself while you get those 5 minutes of quiet time.

December 29, 2015

Bennett Chronicles

4:23pm

Every toy I own goes in the bath with me. Batteries or not.

One Christmas present broken, many more to go.