Aug

Bennett Chronicles

10:02 pm

"Hey Momma! Someone's talking on the phone!!"

#ThenHeHandsThePhoneToMomInBed

#SomeoneISTalking

#HeCalled911

#ThreeTimes

#ThankGodTheCopsDidntCome

#SheWasMoreUnderstandingThanIExpected

#HeWasSupposedToBeLayingOnTheCouchWithDad

#DadHadNoIdeaWhatWasGoingDownOnTheOtherEndOfTheCouch

#ThisChild

#GrayHairs

#BennettChronicles

July

Bennett Chronicles

Road Trip Edition

"I wanna be a sheriff so I can take everyone's money and ride off on my horse really fast."

"My butts not falling asleep bc it's so excited to get there."

"Cats get old but hamsters don't. 

.

.

.

If Lola gets died, can we get a hamster?"

#NeverDull

#BennettChronicles

July

Bennett Chronicles 

10:40 am

While playing superheroes this morning I created the COOLEST super power EVER: fire poops.

Let me demonstrate...

#MarvelWhereYaAt

#BennettChronicles

May

Bennett Chronicles

5:35 pm

I didn't know it was possible for me to get any cuter either.

#ButISureAm

#BennettChronicles

March

Bennett Chronicles

9:45 am

😂This may be my BEST chronicle yet!!!

While Momma took a shower, I sat on the bathroom floor playing my iPad.  For some reason Momma's phone number is also connected to my iPad, so when she gets a call the iPad will ring too.

Well, what a lucky morning!!! Momma got a phone call from Miss Leah 'Rose' Ryan and because she was in the shower, I GOT TO ANSWER IT!!!  We chatted for a couple of minutes with me basically repeating "who are you??" over and over, then when that got boring, I hung up.

That's when the fun started!!! FACETIME would be so much more exciting, so I decided to hit her back up!  Momma opened her eyes from scrubbing out the shampoo to find an iPad pointed DIRECTLY at her in all her birthday suit glory with FaceTime reflecting her image back at her!!!  

I've never seen her drop to the floor so fast!!!  

I thought it'd be a fun friendship building exercise for her and Leah.  Momma disagreed.

#BennettChronicles

#MommaNeedsABetterLockOnTheBathroom

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

3:14 pm

Momma (from the kitchen): If you eat all your lunch, you can have ice cream for dessert.

Bennett (running inside 2 minutes later): Momma, I ate EVERYTHING!!! I get ice cream too!!!

#PantsOnFire

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

5:51 pm

👦🏽Hey Mom!! Look how strong I am carrying these drinks!!

👩🏽 Good job!! Look at those muscles!

👦🏽 Watch me drop this...

👩🏽Noooooooooo

#ThisIsWhatNineExplodedSodasLooksLike

#FebruaryNinthCurse

#BennettChronicles