March

Bennett Chronicles

9:45 am

😂This may be my BEST chronicle yet!!!

While Momma took a shower, I sat on the bathroom floor playing my iPad.  For some reason Momma's phone number is also connected to my iPad, so when she gets a call the iPad will ring too.

Well, what a lucky morning!!! Momma got a phone call from Miss Leah 'Rose' Ryan and because she was in the shower, I GOT TO ANSWER IT!!!  We chatted for a couple of minutes with me basically repeating "who are you??" over and over, then when that got boring, I hung up.

That's when the fun started!!! FACETIME would be so much more exciting, so I decided to hit her back up!  Momma opened her eyes from scrubbing out the shampoo to find an iPad pointed DIRECTLY at her in all her birthday suit glory with FaceTime reflecting her image back at her!!!  

I've never seen her drop to the floor so fast!!!  

I thought it'd be a fun friendship building exercise for her and Leah.  Momma disagreed.

#BennettChronicles

#MommaNeedsABetterLockOnTheBathroom

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

3:14 pm

Momma (from the kitchen): If you eat all your lunch, you can have ice cream for dessert.

Bennett (running inside 2 minutes later): Momma, I ate EVERYTHING!!! I get ice cream too!!!

#PantsOnFire

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

5:51 pm

👦🏽Hey Mom!! Look how strong I am carrying these drinks!!

👩🏽 Good job!! Look at those muscles!

👦🏽 Watch me drop this...

👩🏽Noooooooooo

#ThisIsWhatNineExplodedSodasLooksLike

#FebruaryNinthCurse

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles 

7:13 pm

I can name like 20 characters on Paw Patrol, but ask me who all [but 3] of the kids in my prek class are and I don't have a clue.  

I only spend 6 hours a day with them...

#BennettChronicles

Jan

Bennett Chronicles 

4:04 pm

Today at school I put a crayon down the back of my shirt, stood up, and "pooped" it out the bottom.

#WhyDoIEvenAskHowHisDayWent

#BennettChronicles

Dec 3

Bennett Chronicles

6:01 pm

How many 4 year olds do you know can pick a lock?!

Momma just thought she was going to soak in the bath alone. 

#DestinedForGreatness

#OrALifeOfCrime

#HeroesInAHalfshell

#BennettChronicles

Oct

Bennett Chronicles

12:33 pm

You thought I was kidding when I said I give Momma material ALL. THE. TIME.

Today I told her I was doing a "science experiment." 

Materials: six brand new water bottles

Question: what will happen if I pour all six down the drain?

My hypothesis was correct: mom ruins the fun.

#IGotFiveEmptied

#HowAmISupposedToChangeTheWorld

#BennettChronicles