Feb

Bennett Chronicles

5:51 pm

👦🏽Hey Mom!! Look how strong I am carrying these drinks!!

👩🏽 Good job!! Look at those muscles!

👦🏽 Watch me drop this...

👩🏽Noooooooooo

#ThisIsWhatNineExplodedSodasLooksLike

#FebruaryNinthCurse

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles 

7:13 pm

I can name like 20 characters on Paw Patrol, but ask me who all [but 3] of the kids in my prek class are and I don't have a clue.  

I only spend 6 hours a day with them...

#BennettChronicles

Jan

Bennett Chronicles 

4:04 pm

Today at school I put a crayon down the back of my shirt, stood up, and "pooped" it out the bottom.

#WhyDoIEvenAskHowHisDayWent

#BennettChronicles

Dec 3

Bennett Chronicles

6:01 pm

How many 4 year olds do you know can pick a lock?!

Momma just thought she was going to soak in the bath alone. 

#DestinedForGreatness

#OrALifeOfCrime

#HeroesInAHalfshell

#BennettChronicles

Oct

Bennett Chronicles

12:33 pm

You thought I was kidding when I said I give Momma material ALL. THE. TIME.

Today I told her I was doing a "science experiment." 

Materials: six brand new water bottles

Question: what will happen if I pour all six down the drain?

My hypothesis was correct: mom ruins the fun.

#IGotFiveEmptied

#HowAmISupposedToChangeTheWorld

#BennettChronicles

October

Bennett Chronicles

10:08 am

Cheetos water, unidentifiable sticky substance on the table, and noodle gluing...welcome to my science lab.

Momma says I have to do my projects in open spaces with constant supervision after I flooded the bathroom (again!) last night.

She'll be thanking me when I save the world one day.

#BennettChronicles

August 13, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:00 pm

These are the tears of true neglect and abandonment.  (Ignore the fact that I'm on vacation at the beach for an entire week with my family.)

We have a true catastrophe on our hands: there's no more ice cream trucks running tonight.  

Who let this happen?? Why is this world so cruel??

#FirstWorldProblems

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