Feb

Bennett Chronicles 

7:13 pm

I can name like 20 characters on Paw Patrol, but ask me who all [but 3] of the kids in my prek class are and I don't have a clue.  

I only spend 6 hours a day with them...

#BennettChronicles

Jan

Bennett Chronicles 

4:04 pm

Today at school I put a crayon down the back of my shirt, stood up, and "pooped" it out the bottom.

#WhyDoIEvenAskHowHisDayWent

#BennettChronicles

Dec 3

Bennett Chronicles

6:01 pm

How many 4 year olds do you know can pick a lock?!

Momma just thought she was going to soak in the bath alone. 

#DestinedForGreatness

#OrALifeOfCrime

#HeroesInAHalfshell

#BennettChronicles

Oct

Bennett Chronicles

12:33 pm

You thought I was kidding when I said I give Momma material ALL. THE. TIME.

Today I told her I was doing a "science experiment." 

Materials: six brand new water bottles

Question: what will happen if I pour all six down the drain?

My hypothesis was correct: mom ruins the fun.

#IGotFiveEmptied

#HowAmISupposedToChangeTheWorld

#BennettChronicles

October

Bennett Chronicles

10:08 am

Cheetos water, unidentifiable sticky substance on the table, and noodle gluing...welcome to my science lab.

Momma says I have to do my projects in open spaces with constant supervision after I flooded the bathroom (again!) last night.

She'll be thanking me when I save the world one day.

#BennettChronicles

August 13, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:00 pm

These are the tears of true neglect and abandonment.  (Ignore the fact that I'm on vacation at the beach for an entire week with my family.)

We have a true catastrophe on our hands: there's no more ice cream trucks running tonight.  

Who let this happen?? Why is this world so cruel??

#FirstWorldProblems

#BennettChronicles

May 21, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:34 am

Listen. 

I know I've been saying I want a PJ Masks birthday party for the past 6 months, but now that the day is here, I don't think I'm feeling that theme any more.

No, I don't care that we already sent out invitation with PJ Masks. 

Or that we got all the decorations in their superhero colors from Ashley Kelly Olive.

Or that the cake has been ordered and it was close to impossible to accommodate because you can't actually buy PJ Masks stuff anywhere yet.

Since I've woken up anything BUT PJ Masks sounds like a great idea.  Mickey Mouse? Sure.  Barnaby Bennett (some obscure book with my name in it)? Awesome.  The little crime-fighting trio? Nope.

Momma called me a diva and told me too bad.  Can you believe it??  How insensitive.

#BennettChronicles