Aug

Bennett Chronicles

10:02 pm

"Hey Momma! Someone's talking on the phone!!"

#ThenHeHandsThePhoneToMomInBed

#SomeoneISTalking

#HeCalled911

#ThreeTimes

#ThankGodTheCopsDidntCome

#SheWasMoreUnderstandingThanIExpected

#HeWasSupposedToBeLayingOnTheCouchWithDad

#DadHadNoIdeaWhatWasGoingDownOnTheOtherEndOfTheCouch

#ThisChild

#GrayHairs

#BennettChronicles

July

Bennett Chronicles

Road Trip Edition

"I wanna be a sheriff so I can take everyone's money and ride off on my horse really fast."

"My butts not falling asleep bc it's so excited to get there."

"Cats get old but hamsters don't. 

.

.

.

If Lola gets died, can we get a hamster?"

#NeverDull

#BennettChronicles

July

Bennett Chronicles 

10:40 am

While playing superheroes this morning I created the COOLEST super power EVER: fire poops.

Let me demonstrate...

#MarvelWhereYaAt

#BennettChronicles

May

Bennett Chronicles

5:35 pm

I didn't know it was possible for me to get any cuter either.

#ButISureAm

#BennettChronicles

March

Bennett Chronicles

9:45 am

😂This may be my BEST chronicle yet!!!

While Momma took a shower, I sat on the bathroom floor playing my iPad.  For some reason Momma's phone number is also connected to my iPad, so when she gets a call the iPad will ring too.

Well, what a lucky morning!!! Momma got a phone call from Miss Leah 'Rose' Ryan and because she was in the shower, I GOT TO ANSWER IT!!!  We chatted for a couple of minutes with me basically repeating "who are you??" over and over, then when that got boring, I hung up.

That's when the fun started!!! FACETIME would be so much more exciting, so I decided to hit her back up!  Momma opened her eyes from scrubbing out the shampoo to find an iPad pointed DIRECTLY at her in all her birthday suit glory with FaceTime reflecting her image back at her!!!  

I've never seen her drop to the floor so fast!!!  

I thought it'd be a fun friendship building exercise for her and Leah.  Momma disagreed.

#BennettChronicles

#MommaNeedsABetterLockOnTheBathroom

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

3:14 pm

Momma (from the kitchen): If you eat all your lunch, you can have ice cream for dessert.

Bennett (running inside 2 minutes later): Momma, I ate EVERYTHING!!! I get ice cream too!!!

#PantsOnFire

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles

5:51 pm

👦🏽Hey Mom!! Look how strong I am carrying these drinks!!

👩🏽 Good job!! Look at those muscles!

👦🏽 Watch me drop this...

👩🏽Noooooooooo

#ThisIsWhatNineExplodedSodasLooksLike

#FebruaryNinthCurse

#BennettChronicles

Feb

Bennett Chronicles 

7:13 pm

I can name like 20 characters on Paw Patrol, but ask me who all [but 3] of the kids in my prek class are and I don't have a clue.  

I only spend 6 hours a day with them...

#BennettChronicles

Jan

Bennett Chronicles 

4:04 pm

Today at school I put a crayon down the back of my shirt, stood up, and "pooped" it out the bottom.

#WhyDoIEvenAskHowHisDayWent

#BennettChronicles

Dec 3

Bennett Chronicles

6:01 pm

How many 4 year olds do you know can pick a lock?!

Momma just thought she was going to soak in the bath alone. 

#DestinedForGreatness

#OrALifeOfCrime

#HeroesInAHalfshell

#BennettChronicles

Oct

Bennett Chronicles

12:33 pm

You thought I was kidding when I said I give Momma material ALL. THE. TIME.

Today I told her I was doing a "science experiment." 

Materials: six brand new water bottles

Question: what will happen if I pour all six down the drain?

My hypothesis was correct: mom ruins the fun.

#IGotFiveEmptied

#HowAmISupposedToChangeTheWorld

#BennettChronicles

October

Bennett Chronicles

10:08 am

Cheetos water, unidentifiable sticky substance on the table, and noodle gluing...welcome to my science lab.

Momma says I have to do my projects in open spaces with constant supervision after I flooded the bathroom (again!) last night.

She'll be thanking me when I save the world one day.

#BennettChronicles

August 13, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:00 pm

These are the tears of true neglect and abandonment.  (Ignore the fact that I'm on vacation at the beach for an entire week with my family.)

We have a true catastrophe on our hands: there's no more ice cream trucks running tonight.  

Who let this happen?? Why is this world so cruel??

#FirstWorldProblems

#BennettChronicles

May 21, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

8:34 am

Listen. 

I know I've been saying I want a PJ Masks birthday party for the past 6 months, but now that the day is here, I don't think I'm feeling that theme any more.

No, I don't care that we already sent out invitation with PJ Masks. 

Or that we got all the decorations in their superhero colors from Ashley Kelly Olive.

Or that the cake has been ordered and it was close to impossible to accommodate because you can't actually buy PJ Masks stuff anywhere yet.

Since I've woken up anything BUT PJ Masks sounds like a great idea.  Mickey Mouse? Sure.  Barnaby Bennett (some obscure book with my name in it)? Awesome.  The little crime-fighting trio? Nope.

Momma called me a diva and told me too bad.  Can you believe it??  How insensitive.

#BennettChronicles

November 7, 2015

7:52 pm

What's that you say?? It's not Meme's birthday??  It's in April??

Well, Deacon and I aren't hearing it.  We've been saying it was her birthday weekend ALL. WEEK.

So needless to say, we made her a birthday cake, lit a candle, AND sang to her anyways.

#AnythingToGetCake

February 21, 2016

Bennett Chronicles 

1:00ish

If you wanna know what I thought about skating for the first time, this picture about sums it up.

#BennettChronicles

February 17, 2016

8:31 am

Dear Lola,

I'm sorry for closing the door to the minivan while you were in it.  Thank you for not peeing in there during your 14 hour stay.

Are we still friends?

-Bennett

#BennettChronicles 

February 1, 2016

Bennett Chronicles

3:56 pm

"Here, Momma. You can have your water back."

#floaties

January 13, 2015

2:55 pm

Don't worry Momma, I'll entertain myself while you get those 5 minutes of quiet time.

December 29, 2015

Bennett Chronicles

4:23pm

Every toy I own goes in the bath with me. Batteries or not.

One Christmas present broken, many more to go.