November 29, 2015

5:30pm

Why Dad and Mom thought the counter was a good spot for our mini Disney tree, I have no idea.  It was totally adorable, but entirely too high for me to see.  Pulling it down was honestly the only option.

So really, the broken ornaments are their fault.  Who spends that much money on ornaments anyways??

November 22, 2015

8:41 pm

Bennett: Momma, what are you thankful for?

Momma: I'm thankful for YOU!

Bennett: Well I'm thankful for HEB.

November 18, 2015

4:35 pm

Me: Momma, hold my balloon while I eat.

Momma: Why can't I let it go?

Me: It will make me so sad. I don't love it.

October 6, 2015

4:00 pm

I thought Momma was a teacher?!?  

Coulda fooled me.

Someone needs to tell her that her direction-giving skills are lacking.  When she says to "pick up" a little clarification would have been nice.

November 5, 2015

3:50 pm

This angle was perfectly planned for when I came flying towards Momma and farted.